| AMMO DUMB ASS AWARD |
| AMMO DUMB ASS Form |
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| 2010-07-16 | I picked this base. Need I say more? |
| Me | |
| Whiteman AFB | |
| 2010-04-22 | twirled a LIVE fuse.........enough said |
| Justin Inman | |
| Barksdale AFB | |
| 2010-01-26 | REASONS TO LOVE MITCH >>> 1. Language: Mitch can not speak properly. "They needs to get they hat on" is referring to ONE person. 2. Faithful: Has been lost with the moving on of MSgt Burnett. As Burnett's faithful lapdog, there has been no one to love him and care for him. Often as the ECHO for KB you could hear him repeat everything his master would utter. He will look into that office and weep sometime. We can all see it. 3. Sports: Evidence> he uses his power of E-6 select to usher people out of the office to read SI.com and anything else. The troops see you through the window there. 4. Leadership: (0815) "ya'll cant talk in the office unless its wuk related ya'll". (1330) "did yall see those scores on last nights balw game yall?" makes no sense..... the simple truth is your a true idiot. I think given a chance the real genius in you is waiting to be let out. Something spectacular too... like the kids that build robots from legos or something. The gods dont take from you without giving something back in return? We hear all about this even in C2 about the adventures of the escorts. 6. Happy endings: Your gone soon, and as small as you are we will sing to your next base, "If your having AMMO problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems and a MITCH aint one" |
| Robert Mitchell | |
| RAF Welford | |
| 2009-12-14 | KARSKO...Nuff said. |
| SSgt Karsko | |
| Luke | |
| 2009-12-14 | If you dont like what is said on this site....dont come here. Just like a TV show you dont like, you have the right/ability to turn it off. |
| complainers | |
| onthisite | |
| 2009-12-04 | This guy is a functional moron. He's gotten out of or attempted to get out of moving vehicles (One he was driving, one he wasn't), forgotten his alphabet (couldn't remember the letters on a 20-something bay multi-cube - asked a SrA to write them down for him), forgotten simple instructions after 30 seconds, and generally acts like he couldn't give two shits that everyone he works with SHOULD be able to count on him not be a retard. When confronted by someone asking why he act like he should be taking the short bus to work, he simply gets this grin that makes you wonder if he understands English. If ANYONE tries to correct him, in a calm manner or via yelling, he actually thinks its too much, and will walk away, or attempt to. Avoid this guy at all costs. He's breathing our air. He shows up at our shop. But he is 100% NOT AMMO. |
| Scharold | |
| Ramstein AB | |
| 2009-11-23 | I am a fromer AMMO troop of 17yrs. I have been reading some of the posts here, and I must say AMMO has changed. There seems to be a lot of whiners coming into AMMO. They complain about everything and offer no real solutions to the problems at hand. I am not one to use profanity a whole but but, I will make an exception. SIT THE FUCK DOWN, OPEN YOUR FUCKING BOX OF CRAYONS AND FUCKING COLOR. OH AND ONE MORE THING SHUT THE FUCK UP. You would do well to listen rather than run the Fucking thing you call a mouth. Sorry about the use of the "F" word. AMMO - Providing the enemy the opportunity to be heros. |
| ALL | |
| Anywhere | |
| 2009-11-18 | What does this guy have to do to get fired? They seem to fire AMMO guys left and right for just demonstrating AMMO pride. But apparently TOADS can have all the DUI's, UAD's, D&D's they want, break the wing of a B-52 and try to kill a bunch of students and generally suck at life as all TOADS do and their leadership remains in place. I guess they figure they can't get fucked any worse, they are already the lowest life form known to man, Loaders. They just prove everyday what everyone already knows. If you ain't AMMO, you ain't shit! |
| Chief Cooper the TOAD | |
| Sheppard | |
| 2009-11-12 | AWWWW, Somebody wasn't picked for the team. |
| Guy Bitching about Softball | |
| Sheppard | |
| 2009-10-22 | Man, fuck your team! That kid was right for shitting on your day you know why? Only neanderthal bustasses still play that stupid game and expect some kind of faggy brotherhood. Want to play softball? You better be in the Good Ol Boy Club or have a tastebuds that make jizz taste like chockolate syrup because thats who plays. A bunch of wanna be jocks trying to relive their "high school glory days" although they're long behind them because now they're overweight, mustache having alcoholic fuckbags who think hitting a ball thrown UNDERHAND is a display of athletic skill and prowess. Grow up boys and retire already, you old bustasses that rock your ammo bowl shirts from 10 years ago with some DCU cutoffs need to get out of the way and make room for todays professional munitions persons that don't need a butt buddy club to get things done. |
| AMMO SOFTBALL | |
| SHEPPARD | |
| 2009-10-09 | Thanks for the vote of silence AMMO, I knew I had you at "Hello". Here's the deal in real terms, and I'm not taking any liberties here; The current generation that feast on the pre-chewed food buffet are a distinct failure of ourselves and our ambition. Far be it from me to lecture competent professionals, but these new troops are basically infantry. The operant term being "infant". Those wide-eyed, rosy-cheeked children that claim rank and status based on failure at College are primarily the leaders of tomorrow's Air Force. I admit, it's difficult to corroborate a wealth of experience borne of trial and error, but they (Them children) can still learn with guidance and leadership. Those old broad terms seemingly defining everything and nothing at the same time serve to explain our issues. Here's a quick brief for all you 'managers' assuming rank for the first time. -Your promotion and retention is based on a specific expectation, which will change every other quarter -Do not, under any circumstances, become friendly with your staffers -Do not walk through a 1.1 structure with a lit Zippo, even if the lights are failing -Before you sew on your E5 rank, it is considered by all, and accepted to be appropriate that the dead Airman be mourned prior to his rise in rank. So paste that bitch with horseradish. -The young adults you supervise today that maintain our AUR assets keep countless, thankless generations safe and happy in their ignorance. Take unto yourself that we are safe, thanks to you. |
| All, Some, or None | |
| CONUS | |
| 2009-10-05 | Unless you are an ammo troop stick to the betterhomeandgardens.com. It's funny that he got ran over. It's funny after everyone found out he was okay. why dont you go hold another passion or tupperware party and let the AMMO work get done by AMMO troops. If your husband is such a pussy that he can't luagh at his stupid mistakes he will never learn from them... he will dread over them and never better himself. to the AMMO troop. thats some funny shit. to the wife. shutup noone cares about your feelings except for your husband |
| stupid annoying doesnt know anything probably fat military spouse | |
| whiteman | |
| 2009-09-22 | The 363rd TRS softball team was kicked out of the softball league halfway through the season. Apparently heckling is no longer an acceptable part of softball games. The base commander, BG Mannon's son plays on the commissary team. He calls his dad because some of the fans are making fun of him. So the general shows up and sees some AMMO guys hanging out near the bleachers after the game drinking beer and heckling the players. He makes the "correct" assumption that they would not be trash talking if they were not drinking and bans all alcohol from softball games. The next game the AMMO team plays the commissary team including the generals son. A lot of fans showed up to cheer for the AMMO team and heckle the generals son. Apparently the generals 19 year old son can grow a beard but he cannnot grow a pair of balls. He finds a baby bottle after the game with "commissary catcher #35" on it and cries to daddy again. So the AMMO team gets kicked out of the league. They were in 1st place with a 15-1 record which as part of the punishment got changed to 0-16. Cry to daddy while you can little boy. He won't always be a general and you will never be a man. Also, to the general and his son. YOU AIN"T AMMO SO YOU AIN'T SHIT! |
| AMMO SOFTBALL | |
| SHEPPARD | |
| 2009-09-01 | Please do not post anything else on here about the Sheppard Softball situation. We need to let this sleeping dog lie. |
| AMMO SOFTBALL | |
| Sheppard Air Force Base | |
| 2009-09-01 | All I want to know about the AMMO softball situation in Sheppard was what did the supervision there do about it? Did they stick up for their troops and for AMMO or did they bend over and take it up the butt. It seems like a lot of AMMO "leadership" are a bunch of yes men now and not old school like Chiefs Duncan, Heisterkamp, or Smith. They let people that are not AMMO troops, and therefore worthless, intimidate them by threatening to fire them, bad epr's cancel AMMO events, long hours, and who knows what else. Kudos to whoever sent out the e-mail and let the rest of their AMMO family know about the general and his "daughter? at Sheppard who apparently have something againt the hard working hard playing professionals that build bombs to kill people for a living, providing meaning to the Air Force's existance. Unfortunately I know that "leadership" probably did nothing, at least nothing worth pissing at and let AMMO get thrown under the bus again. We need more people in leadership with giant ballsacks who will call black black and say "fuck you" to anyone who tries to mess with AMMO and refuses to be bullied. |
| Leadership | |
| Sheppard | |
| 2009-08-19 | that shit is hilarious. he could have just looked at the mirrors on the back end of the bobtail to see if the lights came on. I laughed |
| the kid that ran himself over | |
| must be from texas | |
| 2009-08-18 | First I¡¯d like to pay thanks to creation of DUMB ASS, some days you¡¯ve got to have something that makes you laugh. The only down point seems to be are the constant whiners that show up. If you hate this job so much than get the f*#k out! We didn¡¯t ask you to be here and if your only contribution is to whine about being told to do your job, work through lunch or stay an hour later¡¦.grab a DD form 214 and handle your business. When I came in it was understood that AMMO was a brotherhood, work hard and party harder. We take care of each other, because no one else is going to take care of us. Don¡¯t get me wrong, we all have our bouts with leadership and their overzealous or no backbone decisions now and then, but so what. The cure is for you to make rank and when you do not fall into political crap and look after your people. It¡¯s funny, no-one cries about that 5 EPR they don¡¯t deserve, but they¡¯ll be the first to bitch about how they¡¯re getting screwed. Oh, when you bitch about AMMO make sure it¡¯s about the career field and not something mandated by the AF¡¦ you moron! |
| Whiners | |
| AMMO DUMB ASS | |
| 2009-08-17 | First things first take an english class it is painfull reading these posts. Clearly written by disgruntled airmen who haven't even been through ALS yet. ALS does teach proper grammer. Second I remember when this site was for writing on fellow Ammo troops/friends who did something noteworthly stupid or had a brain fart. Not for a bunch of A1C's who are pissed because they have to work, using the word work loosly, a full week. The post about the guy running himself over could of been funny if it was written by a friend and not some lazy POS who should of been out there being a good WINGMAN helping to chase the GOV down and getting runned over with him. Because that is how we are supposed to roll, no pun intended. AMMO SUCKS TITS CLITS AND BEER CANS and sometimes ARMY WIVES |
| myself | |
| here,there and everywhere | |
| 2009-07-16 | really? you feel the need to stand up a to a bunch of people that do nothing on here bitch and comment about random things that happen in our work place. accidents happen ALL THE TIME in ammo. some are rather ridiculous...and some are kinda scary. your husband's was a combination of the two...scary because he could have been killed....but ridiculous because unless he is a robot, he could have chosen NOT to check out a vehicle by himself. he could have chosen to pencil whip it. he could have chose to do every thing but check the reverse lights... i mean there are so many things that he could have done to prevent what happened to him it's crazy. so no matter how unfortunate it is to you...many people find stuff like this funny. i'm sure you've read a darwin award email or at least heard of really dumb ways people lose there lives...and probably at least chuckled. these people have every right to laugh and say whatever they want. you coming on here and saying "tisk tisk, karma will get you, what if it was someone YOU knew...." it's such a cop out. bad things happen to ALL people good and bad. don't try to make someone feel guilty to make YOURSELF feel better. what is one mans drama is another mans comedy. that's human nature. oh and i told all my friends at work that story...they laughed. see, your husbands story is bringing joy to the hearts of ammo troops all across the world. considering the job we do and the government we support...he's doing more to support his fellow troops then any of us could hope for. |
| the wife.. | |
| too much time on her handsville. | |
| 2009-07-14 | this is to the wife that stood by here husband. it's nice that you did that but now that guy has to answer for being a sally as well as being a dumb ass or atleast making a dumbass choice to check lights with vehicle running. then, just for the record we are not that hardcore we are ammo troops for godsake, this job isnt that hard.. if our parents really knew what we did they would laugh in our faces.. also, this site is for laughs so if you have a problem with that then you need to lighten up... ammo isnt life, it's a job... CHILL OUT---RE-UP.... |
| proud wife | |
| everywhere | |